This was a blatant recycling of the H. Ross Cannonball, which I proposed and pushed to finished product in 1992. After all, Ross dropped the ball on us after I let Craig Franklin, then my husband, help write it so he would get behind the project.
Craig had a fantasy he would be a rock star if he could only glue women to their seats. He planned to do the same to keep attendees there for his funeral. They could not leave until the video finished playing, that was his plan.
You can hear the original song on my site, Pillsbury-Foster
The Schwarzkopf Cannonball
Welcome to America it's Millennium 'o4
Our business are in the tank and
we facing endless war.
Greedy politicians sold out you and me.
We need to start a recall aimed at
Washington D. C.!
No more crooked Congressmen
it’s time to bounce them all
Let’s cut the tax
and lay some tracks
for the Schwarzkopf Cannonball
The politicians get free meals,
free trips and drugs and mail
While ordinary people
either pay or go to jail
Gonna give them all free bus fare home
from Washington D. C.
And that’s the final tax paid perk
those crooks will ever see!
Gonna get back on our feet again,
back to standing tall.
Its time to stoke the Freedom Train,
the Schwarzkopf Cannonball.
You know Norm loves his country,
he'll represent us all!
You’re vote’s your ticket on
the Train,
the Schwarzkopf Cannonball
(Bridge)
Norm understands the issues,
his courage's tried and true
He'll lead us towards the future,
American through and through
A soldier with both brains and balls
to do the job he sees
Peace to leave our children,
the strength that sets us free.
Norm will cut our taxes,
All the waste and fraud
Render unto Caesar
Tender unto God
One dime from every dollar
It’s high time they took less
No more form 1040
- and no more IRS!
No more lipless leadership,
Gonna change things in the fall
America’s on a roll again
On the Schwarzkopf cannonball
Back up on our feet again,
Back to standing tall!
All aboard the Freedom Train
The Schwarzkopf cannonball
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